No one else does it, so why should i?

Monroe is a crazy 6  year old! I have no idea how i'm going to handle this child as a teenager. This morning as i got her ready for her morning kindergarten Monroe informed me she was not going to wear any clothes to school. period. She just wasn't going to do it. When i asked her why she replied, "No one else does it, so why should i." when i told her that, yes, most people wore clothes, she replied, "Well they don't wear much of em!"

"Mommy, I Just Looove Those!"

Today my 6 year old daughter Monroe was having a splendid time making her 3 year old brother's life living hell. They bicker and fight and try to kill each other multiple times a day, so i just ignored them and kept working on my book for my book club (The third Hunger Games book...soo amazing! Anyone read it?). A few minutes later i heard screaming and found Monroe's mouth enclosed around her brothers ear....this made me decide i should probably take action. I took Monroe aside and punished her for her rude and hurtful behavior towards her brother. While i was punishing her, however, Monroe kept trying to hide her head in my chest. After repeatedly trying to get her to stop i finally said, "Monroe, you are digging yourself deeper into trouble, little lady." To which she responded with a wistful look, then a poke to my breasts and sighed, "Mommy, I just loooove those!"

Fashion Princess

Last week my 6 year old daughter Monroe came home from Kindergarten in a very sad mood. She said that a girl in her class had made fun of her favorite hot pink tank top she had worn because it was too pink, or something crazy like that. I gave her a hug close to my chest and kissed her head and told her that sometimes when we are daring with our fashion ( even thou the shirt was not that daring...) other people wont agree with our choices, but that just means that it isn't their taste, but it's ok if it is our taste. Monroe wiped away her tears and smiled at me. "All better?" I asked. Monroe nodded, "Now i know what to say to you when your clothes aren't my taste."

So, my doctor told me last week at my last ultrasound that a good way I could channel my many stresses of life was to start a blog. So here I am. Now, i thought to myself "Nessa, there is nothing in your life to blog about." After i thought that my 3 year old son Winston puked on my Aunt and my 6 year old daughter Monroe threw our Yorkie down the stairs.....Then i realized, i have PLENTY of things to talk about! So here I am, starting this new blog to give yall reading it comic relief to at least give you a laugh and help you see that compared to me, you got it all together! I hope you enjoy!
Evermore,
Nessa Tysdale
The Preggo Mama