Let's name the baby THIS!

So, i'm due to have Baby Girl Tysdale on Wednesday ( April 4th) and we haven't picked out her name yet. I was asking my kiddos what names they liked. Winston, who is 3, told me we should call her Trudy ( not a bad name actually....) or Winny ( his nickname). I told him that the names he picked were great names and then turned to ask Monroe what she thought. Monroe was in the bathroom brushing her teeth and called out, "Mama, let's name the baby THIS!" she ran out and showed me a box in her hands. It was my tampon box that had been in the cupboard. "That?" I asked, pointing to the word "Tampon", "Yes, that! Tampon ( she says it Tame-pon) is a good name." I nicely told her no, we could not name Baby Girl Tampon and under my breath cursed her new found ability to read. Then yesterday i got a call from Monroe's teacher. "Monroe informs me that you are naming your new baby Tampon....i have a few concerns over this and i know it's not my business but...." Needless to say, we have had a chat with Monroe and she now knows Baby Girl is NOT being named Tampon!